So. I haven’t owned a dress since I was like 13. And that was the dress I was forced to wear to my uncle’s wedding.

True Story.

Hey if you have a few extra minutes (or hours) go check out Hyperbole and a Half.
Allie Brosh is basically hilarious.

I like to imagine Zero makes sad faces every time I leave for work.

It’s the truth. I have probably 20+ comics drawn and in need of scanning but since we got a new scanner I really hate scanning. It hates my pencil drawings.

One of these days I will use my day off to scan them all and then I won’t have a good excuse for not updating any more.

And Tom? I’m sorry it’s an apology comic not a real comic.

Technically it should be called nirtcon.

Guess which one is me!
Hint: It’s the slug.

Zero can have his beard, in fact I like his beard, but his moustache is stabby. It took me several weeks to get him to shave but he finally did.

Also this comic makes it sound like I shower less than I do…

Also comic a day early! Or months late. It’s a glass half full versus half empty kind of situation.

I “wrote” this while playing D&D. Nick Kim, the artist of this awesome comic, plays a war forged (fancy name for a robot) and was disappointed to learn his character cannot grow a moustache.

Welcome to Paperclip Crusades. Where no one believes in consistent proportions!

Sorry about no comic last week. Not only was I out of town but I also reinstalled windows thereby ridding my computer of photoshop. I have photoshop back now so comics can be made when I feel like making them.

I’m going out of town for a whole week on Monday though so don’t expect anything next Saturday. But seriously. Do you guys ever expect anything from me?

Also, to whoever it was on the CAD forum who negative repped me for my comic disappointing them, I am sorry you believed my advertising to be false, but my comic really is awesome.

I have had this happen to me on more than one occasion.

I feel a little stupider every time.

Sorry for the late comic guys. It’s only two weeks late…   ^_^

I did the line art for the middle panel and chairs (which are copy paste. Copy paste is the key to success) months and months before the lines of the first and third panels.

I’m a lazy butt so here is a comic I did way back when I was 20.

Hey guys sorry this is late (EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY PUT IT UP HALF AN HOUR EARLY WHEN MY SITE WAS BROKEN)

Does CAPS defeat the purpose of parentheses?

Nimby my godlike sever dude fixed my website (even though he broke it in the first place, but it’s not his fault, I blame word press).

So enjoy this wonderful comic that is a sequel to last weeks. Yay using the same “joke” twice.